Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Miller's Laws:


1) Free your mind and your ass will follow.

2) If you don't write it down, it never happened.

3) There are three forces that interact in the composition of the universe: matter, energy, and enlightened self interest.

4) If more than one person knows it, it ain't a secret.

5) Idealism is most frequently sacrificed on the altar of Machiavelli.

6) All communication takes place for the sole purpose of persuasion.

7) There is a right way of doing wrong.

8) All answers are replies, but not all replies are answers.

9) Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

10) If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

11) Always know your exits.

12) There are always options.

13) Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

14) Nap whenever possible.

15) Bravery is not lack of inhibition.

16) A metaphor is something that you shout through.

17) A burp in a jar is not a science project.

18) The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them.

19) Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.

20) The only life that is worthwhile is a life lived for others.

To be continued....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

if I may add one :

Always were your Helmet, you never know when the road will get bumpy