I’m addicted to being angry for feeling guilty that I’m ashamed of being afraid.
What you say to a banjo player wearing a suit: “Will the defendant please rise.”
What's the synonym for thesaurus?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Rock and roll was once a threat – now it’s a Time Life anthology.
Why don’t they make mouse flavored cat food?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If you can’t say what you mean, you can never truly mean what you say.
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